It's official...I am an Atkins dropout...I quit.....Atkins is the diet they serve you in Hell....it's everything that's wrong with everything else, and I hate it....I am now a Weight Watchers follower, and am happier for it....it'll work, because after all, it's common sense...common sense is what the world needs more of, aside from love....


Fellow weight-losers, I have 6 words for you, if you have not already heard them: Faygo Diet Key Lime Pie Soda......go get some, and then say thank you.......


Later, losers,

The Masked Blogger: got sick of feeling sick

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on May 20, 2004
I just love the way you finish your blogs, later losers, hehe! Sooo friendly, lol! I tried Slim Fast once, and I was so disappointed at the taste of it, was yucky! Apparently though that's the point, to make you not want alot of it! So what you starve, I swear some sadistic folks in the fitness/dieting worlds, grrr!
on May 20, 2004

Don't feel bad, I dropped off Atkins too.  I didn't lose that much weight on it, and got really frustrated at feeling like crap with nothing to show for it.  I ended up losing 40lbs in an entirely different method, an extremely unhealthy one at that!

So, how much have you lost so far?

on May 20, 2004
Atkins is for retarded people. If God only wanted us to eat certain foods he wouldn't have created such a variety. We need every food group to be healthy......and Jesus is the BREAD of life. That must mean bread's a good thing.

Trinitie
on May 20, 2004

If God only wanted us to eat certain foods he wouldn't have created such a variety. We need every food group to be healthy......and Jesus is the BREAD of life.


I'm sorry, I thought this was a thread about weight loss.  My bad.

on May 20, 2004
I ended up losing 40lbs in an entirely different method, an extremely unhealthy one at that!

Sounds intriguing!!! care to share.....
on May 20, 2004

I am now a Weight Watchers follower


I hope Weight Watchers works for you; it certainly allows greater variety than Atkins.  However, I urge you to please resist the overwhelming temptation to tell everyone else how many points the banana, chocolate bar, slice of pizza, diet coke...whatever, they are eating amounts to.  A friend on Weight Watchers is driving me insane with it, I think she might be losing more friends than weight!


Good Luck.


I'm sorry, I thought this was a thread about weight loss. My bad.


um.  me, too!

on May 21, 2004
Atkins destroyed my tv dinners!
Thomas
on May 24, 2004

WW works great as long as you really follow it.  What *really* works well is their old version that broke it down into dietary exchanges.  It forced to follow a healthy food pyramid.  I'll see if I can dig it up (my Mom is a life member, so I grew up on the old WW diet.....too bad I didn't follow it after I moved out )

Minute Maid makes a 5 calorie lemonade if you like lemonade.  It's *really* good, too.  you'll never tell that it's not the full sugar stuff.

on May 24, 2004
take lots of drugs and dance all night!

I dont know how constuctive that is for you - but it certainly is solution to the weight problem!!!

BAM!!!
on May 24, 2004

Faygo Diet Key Lime Pie Soda..


Faygo is still around? I thought only the free ad time they got from the Insane Clown Posse was keeping them afloat! That pie sounds mighty tasty though.