the masked blogger's Articles In Health & Medicine
May 20, 2004 by the masked blogger
It's official...I am an Atkins dropout...I quit.....Atkins is the diet they serve you in Hell....it's everything that's wrong with everything else, and I hate it....I am now a Weight Watchers follower, and am happier for it....it'll work, because after all, it's common sense...common sense is what the world needs more of, aside from love.... Fellow weight-losers, I have 6 words for you, if you have not already heard them: Faygo Diet Key Lime Pie Soda......go get some, and then say thank ...
May 17, 2004 by the masked blogger
...in the beginning, i peed a lot...now that seems to be tapering off...i still feel sort a woosey and weird as i enter Week 2 of Induction , that wondrous period where we basically kick our body in the ass and get it to surrender it's beloved adipose tissue...mine is being, in it's inimitable fashion, difficult...we think it's because one of the blood pressure meds i take slows down the process....lucky me...i need to lose wight to get the BP down, and get off the med, but the med is slowin...
May 10, 2004 by the masked blogger
...carbs?....carbomohydrateraters.....nasty little units of complex and simple sugars that make us fat and nasty......whatever....if that's what it takes, so be it: today for lunch /in review: the Arby's Turkey Bacon Ranch Wrap, and a SoBe No Carb flavored green tea The Wrap is something you have to get used to...i've eaten it twice, and the lo-carb tortilla is just not as much fun-on-the-tounge as a regular flour tortilla...it has a dry, sort-of papery quality to it....and no...
May 10, 2004 by the masked blogger
...given the nearly impermeable facelessness that the internet makes possible, then aren't we all masked in a fashion?...I am The Masked Blogger, anonymous and solitary on the virtual plane......today, after a multi-month interruption in regular doctor visits, i broke my "medical fast" and went to see a new physician....though, not really new; i've seen this particular m.d. before, many years ago.....my beloved health insurance company took upon themselves over time the goal of nothing less t...